Commonly misheard Christmas song lyrics

Dashing through the snow, on a one horse soap and hay

Round John Virgin, mother and child…

Later on, we’ll perspire, as we drink by the fire…

Gloria…in a Chelsea stable

O tiny bomb, O tiny bomb

See the grazing mule before us, fa la la la la la la la la…

Good King Wences’ car backed out, on the feet of Steven…

Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names…

Noel, Noel…Barney’s the king of Israel…

Joy to the world! The Lord has gum

He’s makin’ a list, of chicken and rice

We three kings, of porridge and tar

In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown

O come, froggy faithful, joyful and triumphant…

Yet in thy dark streets China

Rudolph, the red-nosed stranger

Joy to the world, and let’s have fun, let earth receive her keys

Get dressed, ye married gentlemen…

Have any of your own?

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